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carlos_oac

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6870
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About carlos_oac : Just someone that maybe you would like to meet(or not) that likes Punk Rock, literature and sociology more than (almost) everything.

Some art of mine: http://thefirstdrop.deviantart.com/gallery

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carlos_oac's favorite FMLs

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

by murphy / 02/02/2009 at 5:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

by JLoRd / 02/01/2009 at 9:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

by john / 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML

by soundbox / 01/26/2009 at 7:21pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

by saywhat / 01/26/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

by theamericandream / 01/25/2009 at 8:07am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

by fyou / 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

by sigh / 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

by sadass / 01/23/2009 at 7:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

by Benji / 01/22/2009 at 7:06am / Love

Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML

by Trash / 01/21/2009 at 9:23am / Love

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

by Noname / 01/21/2009 at 7:36am / Canada (Quebec) / Love