About carlos_oac : Just someone that maybe you would like to meet(or not) that likes Punk Rock, literature and sociology more than (almost) everything.
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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by soundbox - United States (Florida)
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)
Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version
Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 9:23am - love - by Trash - Sent from mobile version
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