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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6572
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About carlos_oac : Just someone that maybe you would like to meet(or not) that likes Punk Rock, literature and sociology more than (almost) everything.

Some art of mine: http://thefirstdrop.deviantart.com/gallery

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carlos_oac's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (280911)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71378) - you deserved it (746541)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (95968)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (78178)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (448929)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

#11922
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32402) - you deserved it (1776)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63585) - you deserved it (2721)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39622) - you deserved it (2752)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55324) - you deserved it (8264)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (7762)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18441) - you deserved it (39003)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

#5134
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (5924)

On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)



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