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carkel
  • Town/Country : Tracy, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1449
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36053) - you deserved it (82588)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (220122) - you deserved it (12955)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44232) - you deserved it (4725)

On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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