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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 October 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 570
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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carine13's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (12199)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51781) - you deserved it (7493)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33353) - you deserved it (4287)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States



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