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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 October 1988 (25 years)
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About carelessxdanger : love music of every angle. love my guitar. foodie. filipina/white. paralegal. carefree. happy. friendly. homebody. love to laugh (:

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Today, the girl of my dreams said yes when I asked her out. Our conversation afterward consisted of her telling me "no one can know" and saying she doesn't want to do things normal couples do. I'm basically in the deepest level of the "friendzone": the friendzoned boyfriend. FML


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