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carduccic
  • Town/Country : Bozeman, MT, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1988 (24 years)
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Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47805) - you deserved it (6276)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (215966) - you deserved it (97227)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (350544) - you deserved it (41210)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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