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About cardtowermaster : names connor, Im a senior in high school, love working the gym and biking around this little town i call home. I make friends with everyone I meet pretty much... i like meeting new people, hmu at 8037613518

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Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (1971)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17303) - you deserved it (34384)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36573) - you deserved it (9475)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

#11991
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I agree, your life sucks (30367) - you deserved it (11189)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)



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