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caranina
  • Town/Country : Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3122
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About caranina : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
WE ARE WHO WE ARE , im 16 yo.
nobodys perfect i gotta work it . PARTY HARD BEING YOUNG DOESNT LAST FOREVER♥
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Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
63 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
48 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
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On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
26 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
72 comments

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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
13 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
49 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
84 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
72 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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