About caranina : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
WE ARE WHO WE ARE , im 16 yo.
nobodys perfect i gotta work it . PARTY HARD BEING YOUNG DOESNT LAST FOREVER♥
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML
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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version
Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
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