About caranina : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
WE ARE WHO WE ARE , im 16 yo.
nobodys perfect i gotta work it . PARTY HARD BEING YOUNG DOESNT LAST FOREVER♥
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)
Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)
Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)
Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version
Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version
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