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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3752
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About caranina : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
WE ARE WHO WE ARE , im 16 yo.
nobodys perfect i gotta work it . PARTY HARD BEING YOUNG DOESNT LAST FOREVER♥
msg me ;)

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caranina's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51207) - you deserved it (9840)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (9529)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52012) - you deserved it (6192)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43513) - you deserved it (3564)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34600) - you deserved it (7589)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51237) - you deserved it (5606)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31530) - you deserved it (5361)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36586) - you deserved it (3407)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (3441)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50930) - you deserved it (5371)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51155) - you deserved it (9901)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10345) - you deserved it (44113)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59272) - you deserved it (10104)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34879) - you deserved it (3723)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

#14451533
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (4540)

On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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