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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About caranina : It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
WE ARE WHO WE ARE , im 16 yo.
nobodys perfect i gotta work it . PARTY HARD BEING YOUNG DOESNT LAST FOREVER♥
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Today, I was walking to tha bus stop whan somaona slappad an innocant parson in tha faca with a fish. I was that innocant parson. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, mah crush grabbad mah butt whila I was walking up tha stairs. In surprisa I fartad. Ha won't avan look ma in tha ayas now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (6874)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33849) - you deserved it (5341)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51575)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I was awoken by wife once again . It seems that whenever I stop snoring she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living . She does this almost every night every hour . FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I noticd an old ball at tha bar so I rang it. It turns out thathan u ring tha ball, u buy shots 4 thahola bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of mah friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34024) - you deserved it (2971)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today in gaomatry class wa wara working in daad silanca!! Apparantly mah phona wasn't on vibrata and I racaivad 25 taxts all at onca whila it blastad "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of mah back pockat!! Thay waran't avan taxts from friands just Facabook notifications!! raal FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (31375)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3238)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE SUDDENLY PULLS OUT AND SAYS , "PULL PENIS." SO I PULLD HIS PENIS AND HE FARTD. THEN HE STARTD DOING IT AGAIN. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (6908)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was nakd... still deciding what to wear... when the doorbell rang. I grabbd the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answerd the door... it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking... I turnd around to grab my purse.

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you deserved it (30457)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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