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carameldrizzle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carameldrizzle : i'm a spanish chick , i'm a pre' big nerd

:)

carameldrizzle's page activity

Visits<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 12:00pm<b>memehoe</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:24pm<b>pepeneki</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 8:12am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 8:46pm<b>bigred6693</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 11:20am<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 4:31am<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 10:22am<b>NYGiants1925</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 6:52pm<b>bamfoozled</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 6:22pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:18am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:11am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:31pm<b>Jonathan_71038</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:50pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 3:13pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:31pm<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:18am<b>ratman775</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:48am

Fucked!<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:09am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 7:30pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 11:08pm<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:46am

carameldrizzle's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

carameldrizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

by Sal / 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

by catfish / 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous