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carameldrizzle
  • Town/Country : canada eh
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carameldrizzle : i'm a spanish chick , i'm a pre' big nerd

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471073) - you deserved it (584936)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55854) - you deserved it (24235)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16828) - you deserved it (37659)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)



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