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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 876
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carameldrizzle : i'm a spanish chick , i'm a pre' big nerd

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carameldrizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63472) - you deserved it (28409)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21026) - you deserved it (46295)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)



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