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carameldrizzle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1174
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carameldrizzle : i'm a spanish chick , i'm a pre' big nerd

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carameldrizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47636) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42557) - you deserved it (4208)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (3521)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (3521)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (3521)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35008) - you deserved it (4823)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16723) - you deserved it (31672)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64820) - you deserved it (6761)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (16996)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9706) - you deserved it (44121)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38559) - you deserved it (3575)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (59745)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45877) - you deserved it (3744)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38394) - you deserved it (7386)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22249) - you deserved it (49675)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)



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