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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39736) - you deserved it (8318)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17891) - you deserved it (7837)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

#8797344
114 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

#8687085
140 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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90 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)



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