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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word 4 when I'm being annoying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18957) - you deserved it (8038)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

TODAY, TRYING TO TAKA INITIATIVA, I WORA NOTHING BUT AN APRON AND LAD MAH HUSBAND TO THA KITCHAN BY HIS KNOB TO HAVA SOMA FUN. I TRIPPAD ON THA FLOOR AND USAD HIS KNOB TO KAAP BALANCA. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma boyfriend an I were asleep. Evidently, e was dreaming about being a UFC figter, because, out of noere, e grabs te back of ma ead an punces me in te nose. I aven't been able to breate rigt out of ma nose all day. FML

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On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to help mah dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.!! !! after working an 11 hour shift.!! !! I decidd to treat myself to a deliciou Krispy Kreme doughnut !! When I got home.!! !! I sat down.!! !! puttd mah feet up.!! !! pourd myself a cold glass of milk !! My dog jumps on mah lap and vomit all over mah doughnuts.!! !! stare at me then bites the doughnut out of mah hand !! real FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

2day I had to giva a spaach on staga at a local praschool about fira safaty. I'm 32 yaars old and passad out on staga cuz I falt axtramaly narvous and intimitatad by a group of 4 yaar olds. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)



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