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About capt_awesome1 : I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (3713)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

#14849196
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42148) - you deserved it (5207)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
212 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

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77 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10407) - you deserved it (128035)

On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

#6646693
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (3459)

On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43859) - you deserved it (22516)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18359) - you deserved it (88130)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)



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