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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1069
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About capper44 : I am aint tht bad in gramer nd of speling, bt gues watt!!

I hope i gave enough reasons to grammar Natzis to thumb me down O.o

Good Luck ;)

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Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36968) - you deserved it (2862)

On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (21727)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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