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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man looked me straight in the eye and said: "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (18377) - you deserved it (9617)

On 01/17/2016 at 5:02am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (2897)

On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (21973)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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