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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4272
  • Number of comments : 587
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About capnbzarr : Sometimes, there's a man.

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capnbzarr's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44503) - you deserved it (10275)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (24971)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (12996)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (3248)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

#18763079
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25770) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (4182)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36676) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (2299)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (3528)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML

#17503951
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (6495)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (2405)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33312) - you deserved it (4579)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

#14475268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39016) - you deserved it (3975)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

#11954418
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36935) - you deserved it (4229)

On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (40828)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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