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by corey / 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by TerribleAddiction / 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by A / 02/09/2012 at 1:37am / United States / Animals
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
by 3.14 / 02/08/2012 at 6:27am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
by oh.geez / 02/05/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Animals
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by emma209 / 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by BadassRumbleroar / 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous