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Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 10:38am - love - by mel_bear_ (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States
Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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