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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About canonite : I'm on fml for a few good laughs and to take away from the stress of relaity. I am a professional photographer. So good stories make for good images which make for good times :) I love the stories people have. If you want to chat me up. Message me :):) always love a good chat. :P

Ps. 6ft blue eyes. Built 240 lbs. a hahahah in case you're wondering.

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