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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About candy_XoX : Well my names Cindy, i change the color of my hair constantly, i hate two faced people, i don't understand men what so ever :/ :L true shit. And the one thing I'm not, is easy.

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Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46177) - you deserved it (5403)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML

#7390197
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (2660)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:13am - love - by Weathersucks - France

 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

#7374714
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25100) - you deserved it (12945)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

#7365064
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34554) - you deserved it (2394)

On 01/15/2010 at 8:22pm - love - by woundedexwife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

#7353412
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25963) - you deserved it (5396)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

#381498
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (158057) - you deserved it (22105)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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