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candiighal1121
  • Town/Country : springfield, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About candiighal1121 : Im my own person with my own personality and no one can change that !

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

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85 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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115 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
86 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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72 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15481) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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