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Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38473) - you deserved it (5700)

On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19230) - you deserved it (3858)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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