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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 112
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33168) - you deserved it (2540)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8850) - you deserved it (32759)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML

#18087058
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On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)



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