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Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6591) - you deserved it (92769)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by A.L.Woody - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking, I replied "You too". FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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