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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51800) - you deserved it (4906)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by karaokestar (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57976) - you deserved it (10061)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)



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