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campingbellnub
  • Town/Country : New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About campingbellnub : Campbell, 18, New Zealand!

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Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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On 06/27/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by ac13 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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