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cammallory
  • Town/Country : Wisconsin Bitch, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 108
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cammallory : pierce the veil, suicide silence.
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Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)



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