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calvino15
  • Town/Country : simcoe, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39501) - you deserved it (7408)

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