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  • Town/Country : Fort Worth, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1990 (23 years)
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About calexis17 : “He must become greater; I must become less.”-John 3:30

It's ridiculous how much I've forgotten in bible school. Brought up vigorously learning values, ethics, and the understandings of right from wrong. Just to end up being disregarded at a moments notice at the sight of an idolization, without even so much as a whiff of redemption or a touch of appallment. What can I say? I'm only human. I'm trying, though.
I have an undying obsession for punk-o-rama and 80's grungecore.
My Ideal Man:
*General:Rippin'-ragin'dude with his ramp tramp.
*Discription:Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds with an Ollie grab finish at a homemade halfpipe in the woods.
*Music of choice: "Cobain died for our sins, dude...!"
*Drug of choice:Humboldt County bud. The kin'.

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