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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML


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Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

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