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Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (55116)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (55116)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67220) - you deserved it (4407)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67220) - you deserved it (4407)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)



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