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c_silas_b
  • Town/Country : somewhere in Alabama., United States.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About c_silas_b : bibliosexual, babbling poet.
gay, polyamorous, pansexual/panromantic.
loner, daydreamer, optimistic.

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Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18074) - you deserved it (27816)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (198930) - you deserved it (58770)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (306524) - you deserved it (40888)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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