Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 306
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About cBlackout : Nothing to be seen here..

cBlackout's page activity

Visits<b>JVVortex</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 12:42pm<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 8:53am<b>thedarkmagician</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:47pm<b>andv888</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:11am<b>clairehenn</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:48am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Puzzles_regular</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 3:17pm<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 4:50pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:21am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 7:08pm<b>Ittybittyx</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 2:12am<b>Jsamue</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 7:16pm<b>wellfme</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 3:43pm<b>Bball_L3g3nd</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:10am<b>LoveOrHate7</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 10:31am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 12:34pm<b>FuckkSam</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 11:48pm<b>alphabetta</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 2:06am

cBlackout's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of cBlackout's badges

cBlackout's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (3523)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:14am - misc - by melyeah - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14115) - you deserved it (28336)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28454) - you deserved it (2263)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (3635)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: