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Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm - misc - by vikhelios - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
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