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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 October 1987 (27 years)
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Today, te guy I lyk recommended I buy tis computer game. Wanting to impres im, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now te proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and e can't stop lauging. FML

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On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I realizd the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However , 4 the past two weeks I assumd he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, an the whole class laughing at me. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while mom was out, family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minute later with a wat seemed lyk a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, an some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of nightstand drawer. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, AT WORK, I LEANED BACK IN A CHAIR TOO FAR, CAUSING ME TO TIP OVER AND SMASH MY HEAD INTO A WALL. IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH DAMAGE, MY BOSS KEEPS REPLAYING THE SECURITY FOOTAGE TO EVERYONE I WORK WITH. MY HEAD HURTS NOT FROM THE FALL, BUT THE LOUD LAUGHTER THAT KEEPS COMING FROM INSIDE THE OFFICE. FML

#12987645
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On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a meeting with mah boss an superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up an hitting mah boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
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On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today , my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhald my cup of green tea steam , without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was suckd into my left nostril and burnd the inside badly. fat FML

#12985084
73 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my estrangd dad drunk-diald me at 4am to apologize, and to make amends!! After crying and forgiving, we hung up!! Minutes later, he calld back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago!! FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by dumbdad - United States



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