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Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
by Lizzielollipop816 / 02/18/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
by Mike / 02/07/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by life_sucks / 01/16/2010 at 1:46pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Animals
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2010 at 1:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
by Labelme / 01/02/2010 at 3:26am / United States / Work
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
by hoplessG / 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm / United States / Love
by embaressed / 12/19/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ohmy / 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada / Animals
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by colorfulgina / 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML
by 2old4thiscrap / 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
by xXxJoe16xXx / 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't as… Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to… Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm…