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Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (14548)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (1661)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on mah pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML

#20170920
117 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
118 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

Taday at archery practice , I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets , some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML

#20146224
69 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY BOYFRIAND AN I GOT INTIMATA WIT AAC OTAR 4 TA FIRST TIMA!! HA SOVAD IS AND DOWN MY PANTS, TOUCAD ABOUT AN INC AWAY FROM MY CLITORIS, AN WISPARAD "CUMMM" IN MY AAR!! I DOUBT I'LL AVA AN ORGASM AVAR AGAIN!!

#20145795
117 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , after nearly a year of headache and fuzzy vision , I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had mah contact in the wrong eyes fir a year. FML

Today , after nearly a year of headache and fuzzy vision , I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had mah contact in the wrong eyes fir a year. FML

Today, I Was Babysitting Four Kids . I Turned The TV On 4 Them, And Set The Youngest On Lap . She Started Giggling And Pointing At Every Single Pimple I Have, Exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This Went On 4 Half An Hour . FML

#20114676
80 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:22am - kids - by Shiverice - United States (Michigan)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my new roommate showd me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticd a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I askd, he said his last roommate committd suicide an he didn't want to pay to have the carpet professionally cleand, hence the "good deal." FML

#20113152
156 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
357 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My Husband Revealed That He Found Me Drunk And Shoe-less In A Shrub In Our Front Garden Last Night, Sending Dirty Texts To My New Employee . I've Recently Had My Meds Switched And Apparently Can't Drink Now . My Husband's Pissed, My Shoes R Gone, And I Can't Look The New Guy In The Face . Big Fat FML

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)



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