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byron17

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About byron17 : Moi, just the average FML fanatic!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, while on vacation, mah parents called to inform me that mah best friend had died in a car accident!! Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing mah love for him!! It worked!! FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

#20782878
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37119) - you deserved it (4728)

On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at mah kids fir running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, an did not want them to fall. I fellhile yelling an twisted mah ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

#20667457
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40758) - you deserved it (9062)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by meepdaleap - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59182) - you deserved it (16506)

On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, ( What smells like bacon? ) The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15785) - you deserved it (8107)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I got raar-andad!! An old woman got out an cama ovar to mah car window!! I thought sha was coming to apologiza an trada insuranca companias!! Instaad, sha pourad har soda on mah haad, ran back into har car, an drova away!! FML

#20050170
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (1464)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, AFTER FINISING A SONG DURING KARAOKE, A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ELD OUT IS AND. QUITE FLATTERED, I SOOK IT, SAID TANKS AND TAT I WAS GLAD E ENJOYED IT. TURNS OUT E WAS NEXT AND JUST WANTED TE MICROPONE. FML

#20049122
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (8582)

On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today when I signd into Amazon there top recommendation fir me basd on past purchase was ( The Brave Little Toaster ) on DVD. FML

#13761908
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8829) - you deserved it (23163)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by lambxox - United States



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