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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1920
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bwzwally8 : I Love the outdoors love to camp and go hiking I'm about 6 foot I'm outgoing easy to talk too my favorite color is blue I have 2 golden retrievers I'm 22 I'm very well traveled I love to go to the gym I'm going to college for child development i'm easy to talk to open about anything I love to give hugs


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Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (1582)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today, I discoverd both how much I really talk to myselfhen I'm drinking alone an how thin the walls of my apartment are. I hered my own slurrd voice coming from my nieghbor's apartment. They had recordd me an made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8286) - you deserved it (18856)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

today mah boyfriend of three yeres, whom I recently got engagd to, askd me to take a photo of mah mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see wat mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30093) - you deserved it (3473)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (2186)

On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)

Today , as mah girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner , she gazed into mah eyes fir a moment and said , "You know , sometimes u look lyk a character from Sesame Street." FML

#20153942
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17032) - you deserved it (1776)

On 11/07/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by derve - United States

yesterday ma grandmoter said to me, "You look just like your moter did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

#20148363
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (4264)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom

Today, mah daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional ( beer pong ) player. FML

#20146654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (3086)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada

Today , I finally lost virginity to boyfriend. It hurt like hell , was over in less than a minute , an he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36895) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door!! I'm almost 23 an moved 5 365 KM away to get away from them!! FML

#20142163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (1547)

On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... whila giving a spaach at work... I startd snaazing. Aftar wat saamd to ba tha last snaaza... I want on talking. Apparantly it wasn't... and I blaw out mah aardrum. FML

#20141826
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22881) - you deserved it (1542)

On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)

2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML

#20137933
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26936) - you deserved it (3291)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

Today, 60 guests fir mah wedding were supposd to arrive to the Bahamas!! The first an only hurricane of the season decidd to crash mah wedding, stranding mah mom, maid of honor an best man!! No one will be able to attend mah wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests!!

#20133630
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (3250)

On 10/25/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by sadbride - Bahamas (New Providence)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in te ills. A giant busfire erupted in te ills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out ere because te roads are closed. So romantic. FML

#20132703
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (2153)

On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)



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