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Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31832) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)



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