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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 March 1997 (17 years)
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About bvb2116 : Music is my life.. I love metal, rock, screamo, and rap.. I have so many favorite bands it's crazy haha

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Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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