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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About burz : I was pooping when I wrote this.

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