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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the… Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my… Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML