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bunii
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 6581
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68251) - you deserved it (6483)

On 03/13/2009 at 3:27am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67829) - you deserved it (21042)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79725) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm - love - by Depressed (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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