Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

bummervacation

Search for a member

bummervacation

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9318
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 42 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

bummervacation's page activity

Visits<b>stargazer091</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 1:38am<b>jadalahearts</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 4:24pm<b>paulthebutterfly</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 1:51am<b>FreeBop</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 6:18am<b>Corvo_Attano</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:11pm<b>KailaWayla</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 6:09pm<b>Rallred32</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 8:21pm<b>shaboooopi</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 1:34am<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:36am<b>Cherryta</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 4:58am<b>91hayek</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 10:19pm<b>marulicko</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 8:12pm<b>Dany93</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:57am<b>ninety</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 1:09am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 5:16pm<b>712sash</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 11:18pm<b>omfgorlaith</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 8:57pm<b>tifdunc</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 3:38pm

bummervacation's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of bummervacation's badges

bummervacation's favorite FMLs

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

#21225778
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3063) - you deserved it (478)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14383) - you deserved it (1964)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14854) - you deserved it (1428)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

#21224768
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26037) - you deserved it (2690)

On 07/30/2014 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by WasntWorthIt - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

#21224521
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (3153)

On 07/30/2014 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

#21224627
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (3018) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/30/2014 at 2:51am - love - by gwengas - France (Bretagne)

Today, the left side of my head has officially declared its independence. Half of my hair is now curly, the rest is totally flat. FML

#21224614
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27916) - you deserved it (2827) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/30/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

#21224360
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (3215)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

#21224311
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

#21224233
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (4712)

On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32348) - you deserved it (10417)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

#21223790
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30179) - you deserved it (6908)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

#21223478
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34222) - you deserved it (2761)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17154) - you deserved it (50819)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41785) - you deserved it (5589)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: