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  • Town/Country : Redding, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 June 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 19910
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54145) - you deserved it (4544)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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95 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

#2147248
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On 05/21/2009 at 3:16pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was accepted to Harvard's law program. Prestigious right? After hearing the good news the only thing my parents talked about over dinner was who they wanted to win American Idol: Adam, Kris or Danny. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by NoComparison (woman) - United States (New York)



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