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About bullrider92 : life's just like bullriding all you can do is jump on and hope to not get bucked off
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In mah attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit mah knee against the desk that mah computer was on, an ended up breaking it. I literally broke mah knee sitting on mah ass. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain fir an old lady to dig looool 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change an make lots of money. FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of thighs . They itched, and jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned pants, stuck down leg and started scratching . My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating . FML
Today, I invitd over my best friend, whom I've lovd for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excitd an thought she was going to tell me she lovd me too. She endd up coming out to me, an wantd to know if I would meet her grlfriend. FML
TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
Today , I thought it would be hot if I sent boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying , "Honey , this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, ma dad cummad round to ta ousa. Looking ratar plaasad wit imsalf a pullad out is pona, grinnad, an cuckad it ovar to ma. I glancad at ta scraan to saa a nakad woman. Ha smilad an said "I tappad tat last nigt". FML
Today , I Had To Take Care Of Mah Best Friend While She Was Drunk . This Meant Changing Her Pee-soaked Sheets , Making Her Take A Bath To Get All The Baby Powder Off , And Making Her Put Cloths On As She Tried To Run Out The House Naked . FML
Friday 27 March 2015