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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2906
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About bullrider92 : life's just like bullriding all you can do is jump on and hope to not get bucked off

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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bullrider92's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In mah attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit mah knee against the desk that mah computer was on, an ended up breaking it. I literally broke mah knee sitting on mah ass. FML

#16781129
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (7744)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain fir an old lady to dig looool 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change an make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33947) - you deserved it (3174)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today I'm a nanny . After the kids went looool to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unles I held the end of a blanket for him to hump . I need a raise . FML

#16738818
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (3198)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Yesterday, I was about to make love to mah girlfriend at the local parkhen a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on mah penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14842) - you deserved it (54216)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of thighs . They itched, and jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned pants, stuck down leg and started scratching . My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating . FML

#16723796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32570) - you deserved it (6011)

On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I invitd over my best friend, whom I've lovd for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excitd an thought she was going to tell me she lovd me too. She endd up coming out to me, an wantd to know if I would meet her grlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40304) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our brth year.

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered mah mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

#16527434
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (2876)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , I thought it would be hot if I sent boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying , "Honey , this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20979) - you deserved it (53536)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

I lockd lips with someone, or rather something, other than family fir the frst time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (6750)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, ma dad cummad round to ta ousa. Looking ratar plaasad wit imsalf a pullad out is pona, grinnad, an cuckad it ovar to ma. I glancad at ta scraan to saa a nakad woman. Ha smilad an said "I tappad tat last nigt". FML

#16480333
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (4600)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15383) - you deserved it (57140)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Had To Take Care Of Mah Best Friend While She Was Drunk . This Meant Changing Her Pee-soaked Sheets , Making Her Take A Bath To Get All The Baby Powder Off , And Making Her Put Cloths On As She Tried To Run Out The House Naked . FML

#16277369
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (4276)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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