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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2137
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About bullrider92 : life's just like bullriding all you can do is jump on and hope to not get bucked off

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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bullrider92's favorite FMLs

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

#17310535
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31540) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (9707)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9980) - you deserved it (71352)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36829) - you deserved it (9554)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (6557)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30815) - you deserved it (10817)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37826) - you deserved it (4805)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18223) - you deserved it (34246)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (8178)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27322) - you deserved it (9055)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36930) - you deserved it (9560)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (10502)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (5282)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12600) - you deserved it (68995)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60381) - you deserved it (5641)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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