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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1597
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
128 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
104 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
60 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
226 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
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On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

#18685052
116 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anon O'Mous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it finally became clear to me that before you start dating a co-worker, it's best to figure out who they've already dated from work, just in case one of her exes is your new manager. FML

#18680064
95 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 10:38pm - work - by Scorned Employee (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
137 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
175 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

#18078526
112 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
294 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)



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